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Most Emailed Photos - 02/04/2004 by Pedro Gonzales
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Thank God we have our boat-car, or we'd be doomed by this flood! Wait a minute... this isn't water...it smells like....

Sorry everyone, I left my nipple tap on last night- didn't wake up for 12 hours...
you know how it is after a binge, right?



The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> If the ocean was vodka and I was a duck,
I'd dive to the bottom and never come up.
But the ocean's not vodka, and I'm not a duck,
So pass me the bottle and shut the f*ck up!
<mypalmike> Ah the vodka nipple returns.
<Carol> Another epic in the making.

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