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Most Emailed Photos - 06/13/2004 by apple juice is a verb
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Sarah stared at Rasputin's penis long and hard, thinking her hormonally-charged thoughts.

"If I were to remove it from the liquid," she reasoned, "it would shrink and shrivel..."

Sarah's doctoral thesis became more than a little silly, what with the whole "Mothers, raise your male children underwater so as to enhance the size of their member!" thing.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> Do mothers really WANT to increase the size their son's members? That's a little creepy....I'm sure Freud would have a field day with this caption.
<ajiav> You see, Sarah herself isn't a mother yet. She did get pregnant once, but miscarried about two months into it, while still trying to decide whether or not she was going to have it, so it is difficult to say how functional her maternal instinct actually is. She imagines herself in possession of a kind of scientific objectivity, but it is more honest to say that she refuses to recognize and acknowledge her sexual needs and emotional drives. These, of course, get channeled into her work, resulting in silly discourses like the one above.
<ajiav> ...and she hopes to recreate her father in her child...or something...
<ajiav> i sing the body elektra
<justin> cum suck me.
<joey > sure
<christina dube> fuck me up the ass long and hard
<chrissy> ooh baby
<Vicky> Suck me at vbm_vm@sify.com
<jo_momma> i wish you would come and fuck me right here in my bedroom with your nice hard horny cock, im so turned on right now im pleasing myself.

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