Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/13/2004

by apple juice is a verb

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: < >

Last -->-->

Sarah stared at Rasputin's penis long and hard, thinking her hormonally-charged thoughts.

"If I were to remove it from the liquid," she reasoned, "it would shrink and shrivel..."

Sarah's doctoral thesis became more than a little silly, what with the whole "Mothers, raise your male children underwater so as to enhance the size of their member!" thing.

(AFP)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 303 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:13 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:12 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:11 Caption #973

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:10 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:09 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:08 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:07 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:06 Caption #475

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:05 Caption #898

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:03 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:59 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:57 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:55 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:51 Caption #779

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:50 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:49 Caption #862

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:48 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:47 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:46 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:45 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:44 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:43 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:42 Caption #178

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:41 Caption #683

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:40 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:39 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:38 Caption #872

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:37 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:36 Caption #623

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:35 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:34 Caption #214

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:33 Caption #600

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:32 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:31 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:30 Caption #561

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:29 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:28 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:27 Caption #-14

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:25 Caption #-27

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:24 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:23 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:21 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:19 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:18 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:17 Caption #741

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:15 Caption #673

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:13 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:12 Caption #833

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:11 Caption #910

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:09 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:08 Caption #378

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:06 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:05 Caption #695

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:03 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:02 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:01 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:59 Caption #266

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:58 Caption #474

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:57 Caption #841

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:55 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:54 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:53 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:52 Caption #398

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:51 Caption #-30

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:50 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:49 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:48 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:47 Caption #828

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:46 Caption #848

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:45 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:44 Caption #787

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:43 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:41 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:40 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:38 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:36 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:35 Caption #495

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:33 Caption #673

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:31 Caption #49

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:30 Caption #311

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:27 Caption #410

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:23 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:22 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:21 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:19 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:17 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:16 Caption #970

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:15 Caption #767

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:13 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:11 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:09 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:08 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:07 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:06 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:05 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:04 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:00 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:57 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:52 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:48 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:47 Caption #344

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:46 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:45 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:44 Caption #665

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:43 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:42 Caption #558

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:41 Caption #987

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:40 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:39 Caption #888

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:38 Caption #576

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:37 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:35 Caption #572

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:34 Caption #814

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:33 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:32 Caption #385

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:31 Caption #223

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:29 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:27 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:24 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:20 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:19 Caption #895

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:18 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:17 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:15 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:14 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:12 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:08 Caption #785

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:06 Caption #810

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:05 Caption #490

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:04 Caption #951

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:03 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:02 Caption #380

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:01 Caption #827

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:00 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:59 Caption #551

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:58 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:57 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:56 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:54 Caption #980

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:53 Caption #989

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:52 Caption #883

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:51 Caption #817

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:50 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:49 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:47 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:44 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:41 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:40 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:38 Caption #241

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:34 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:33 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:32 Caption #777

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:29 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:24 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:22 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:20 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:19 Caption #475

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:18 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:17 Caption #840

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:16 Caption #826

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:13 Caption #222

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:12 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:11 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:09 Caption #919

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:08 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:07 Caption #746

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:04 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:01 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:59 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:58 Caption #777

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:57 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:55 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:51 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:50 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:49 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:48 Caption #135

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:47 Caption #897

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:46 Caption #810

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:45 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:43 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:42 Caption #911

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:40 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:38 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:33 Caption #545

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:31 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:30 Caption #806

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:29 Caption #726

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:28 Caption #956

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:25 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:22 Caption #777

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:18 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:17 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:10 Caption #797

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:06 Caption #860

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:05 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:04 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:03 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:02 Caption #809

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:01 Caption #157

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:00 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:55 Caption #580

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:43 Caption #772

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:42 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:41 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:34 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:27 Caption #880

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:22 Caption #733

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:21 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:12 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:11 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:10 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:06 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:01 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:59 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:58 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:57 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:51 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:48 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:47 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 Caption #737

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:43 Caption #842

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:41 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:40 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:39 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:38 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:33 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:32 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:30 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:25 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:24 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:20 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:13 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:12 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:11 Caption #-6

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:09 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:06 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:05 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:04 Caption #769

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:01 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:53 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:50 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:49 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:45 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:44 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:43 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:41 Caption #853

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:39 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:38 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:35 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:34 Caption #-00

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:27 Caption #843

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:22 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:20 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:18 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:17 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:12 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:11 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:10 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:09 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:07 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:05 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:04 Caption #459

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:03 Caption #319

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:55 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:54 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:52 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:51 Caption #188

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:44 Caption #257

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:43 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:36 Caption #551

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:33 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:32 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:29 Caption #763

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:26 Caption #741

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:25 Caption #890

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:24 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:21 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:12 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:11 Caption #932

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:10 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:07 Caption #40

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:02 Caption #449

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:00 Caption #519

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:59 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:58 Caption #209

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:56 Caption #963

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:53 Caption #561

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:52 Caption #311

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:50 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:47 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:45 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:44 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:43 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:33 Caption #40

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:32 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:24 Caption #223

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:23 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:20 Caption #319

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:18 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:17 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:16 Caption #877

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:14 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:13 Caption #2

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 10 comments for this caption.

<guyPaulo> Do mothers really WANT to increase the size their son's members? That's a little creepy....I'm sure Freud would have a field day with this caption.
<ajiav> You see, Sarah herself isn't a mother yet. She did get pregnant once, but miscarried about two months into it, while still trying to decide whether or not she was going to have it, so it is difficult to say how functional her maternal instinct actually is. She imagines herself in possession of a kind of scientific objectivity, but it is more honest to say that she refuses to recognize and acknowledge her sexual needs and emotional drives. These, of course, get channeled into her work, resulting in silly discourses like the one above.
<ajiav> ...and she hopes to recreate her father in her child...or something...
<ajiav> i sing the body elektra
<justin> cum suck me.
<joey > sure
<christina dube> fuck me up the ass long and hard
<chrissy> ooh baby
<Vicky> Suck me at vbm_vm@sify.com
<jo_momma> i wish you would come and fuck me right here in my bedroom with your nice hard horny cock, im so turned on right now im pleasing myself.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post