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Most Emailed Photos - 03/04/2004

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The scientific community was aghast today to discover the now infamous "goatse galaxy" somewhere out thataway.

The earthbound goatse man, currently incognito, had this to say, "Stick it where the suns don't shine, baby!"

On the lighter side, a 64-year old woman in Bayonne, NJ claims the ghost of Elvis pooped on her Yorkie. Bob?

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<yoyology> My dad always calls packing peanuts "ghost turds".
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<mypalmike> Goatse jokes rule!

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