[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/03/2004 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

In a pitiful attempt to reclaim the Wednesday Crown, I tried to bribe Mort with a cubic-zirconium and plated silver cat. He didn't seem impressed.

Later, I had three lovely lasses from Skank's R' Us sent over to his house with instructions to cover him in green jello and beat him with a live weasel.

At my victory party on Thusday, Mort was all smiles as he showed off his weasel-scars.
(Reuters)
(Fashion Wire Daily)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 122 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:21Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:20Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:19Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:18Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:17Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:15Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:14Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:13Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:12Caption #986
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:11Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:10Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:09Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:08Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:07Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:06Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:04Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:02Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:00Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:59Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:58Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:57Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:55Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:54Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:53Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:52Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:51Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:50Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:49Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:48Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:47Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:45Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:43Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:40Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:37Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:33Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:32Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:25Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:24Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:21Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:20Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:19Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:17Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:16Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:15Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:14Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:13Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:12Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:11Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:09Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:08Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:07Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:05Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:02Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:00Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:59Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:56Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:52Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:49Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:48Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:47Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:46Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:45Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:44Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:43Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:42Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:34Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:32Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:31Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:30Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:28Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:27Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:26Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:25Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:24Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:23Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:22Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:21Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:16Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:13Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:12Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:11Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:10Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:09Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:08Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:07Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:06Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:05Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:04Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:03Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:02Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:01Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:00Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:59Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:55Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:54Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:50Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:48Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:44Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:43Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:42Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:41Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:40Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:34Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:32Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:31Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:28Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:27Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:26Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:25Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:24Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:23Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:22Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:21Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:20Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:19Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:18Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:17Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:16Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:15Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:13Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:11Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:10Caption #468

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 17 comments for this caption.

<3Suns> You can bribe me for votes if you want. I only require one skank. I'll take the middle one, if I have a choice.
<Lauren> Excellent, guy. You should be smelling victory right now. Or maybe that's just the aroma from the three ... ladies... in the middle pic.
<Mort> How did you guess about the green jello?
<Lauren> Ew, 3Suns, you picked the ugliest one.
<Mort> Welcome to PICK YOUR SKANK!

You have 60 seconds to pick your skank!

GO!

<Lauren> I chose the crystal kitty.
<3Suns> Which would you choose Lauren? The flat-chested redhead with the slight skin condition, or the desperate one on the right who probably bought her own tanning bed to save money?
<guyPaulo> Hehe. Nice comment up top Lauren. I'd bet those skanks do through off some fumes in the "fuzzy clam" nether-region of their bodies.
<yoyology> I bet I know why Lauren chose that kitty. Function follows form, you know.
<Lauren> Yoyo, I am no dummy... that kitty is solid platinum and encrusted with diamonds. I would sell it in a flash.
<Lauren> OH, yeah, and we are still awaiting your captions.
<yoyology> Ask and you shall receive.
<Lauren> Thanks.
<guyPaulo> You'd think the guy with the most comments on his caption would get at least on H.M., not that I'm bitter or anything..... nope...not me....I'm totally not bitter.....
<Mort> I agree, but Lauren forced me put her in instead of you.
<Lauren> Hey, Mort, you promised not to tell him.
<guyPaulo> Damn monkie cabal.....

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post