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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/03/2004 by guyPaulo
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In a pitiful attempt to reclaim the Wednesday Crown, I tried to bribe Mort with a cubic-zirconium and plated silver cat. He didn't seem impressed.

Later, I had three lovely lasses from Skank's R' Us sent over to his house with instructions to cover him in green jello and beat him with a live weasel.

At my victory party on Thusday, Mort was all smiles as he showed off his weasel-scars.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<3Suns> You can bribe me for votes if you want. I only require one skank. I'll take the middle one, if I have a choice.
<Lauren> Excellent, guy. You should be smelling victory right now. Or maybe that's just the aroma from the three ... ladies... in the middle pic.
<Mort> How did you guess about the green jello?
<Lauren> Ew, 3Suns, you picked the ugliest one.
<Mort> Welcome to PICK YOUR SKANK!

You have 60 seconds to pick your skank!

GO!

<Lauren> I chose the crystal kitty.
<3Suns> Which would you choose Lauren? The flat-chested redhead with the slight skin condition, or the desperate one on the right who probably bought her own tanning bed to save money?
<guyPaulo> Hehe. Nice comment up top Lauren. I'd bet those skanks do through off some fumes in the "fuzzy clam" nether-region of their bodies.
<yoyology> I bet I know why Lauren chose that kitty. Function follows form, you know.
<Lauren> Yoyo, I am no dummy... that kitty is solid platinum and encrusted with diamonds. I would sell it in a flash.
<Lauren> OH, yeah, and we are still awaiting your captions.
<yoyology> Ask and you shall receive.
<Lauren> Thanks.
<guyPaulo> You'd think the guy with the most comments on his caption would get at least on H.M., not that I'm bitter or anything..... nope...not me....I'm totally not bitter.....
<Mort> I agree, but Lauren forced me put her in instead of you.
<Lauren> Hey, Mort, you promised not to tell him.
<guyPaulo> Damn monkie cabal.....

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