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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/03/2004

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In a pitiful attempt to reclaim the Wednesday Crown, I tried to bribe Mort with a cubic-zirconium and plated silver cat. He didn't seem impressed.

Later, I had three lovely lasses from Skank's R' Us sent over to his house with instructions to cover him in green jello and beat him with a live weasel.

At my victory party on Thusday, Mort was all smiles as he showed off his weasel-scars.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<3Suns> You can bribe me for votes if you want. I only require one skank. I'll take the middle one, if I have a choice.
<Lauren> Excellent, guy. You should be smelling victory right now. Or maybe that's just the aroma from the three ... ladies... in the middle pic.
<Mort> How did you guess about the green jello?
<Lauren> Ew, 3Suns, you picked the ugliest one.
<Mort> Welcome to PICK YOUR SKANK!
You have 60 seconds to pick your skank!
GO!
<Lauren> I chose the crystal kitty.
<3Suns> Which would you choose Lauren? The flat-chested redhead with the slight skin condition, or the desperate one on the right who probably bought her own tanning bed to save money?
<guyPaulo> Hehe. Nice comment up top Lauren. I'd bet those skanks do through off some fumes in the "fuzzy clam" nether-region of their bodies.
<yoyology> I bet I know why Lauren chose that kitty. Function follows form, you know.
<Lauren> Yoyo, I am no dummy... that kitty is solid platinum and encrusted with diamonds. I would sell it in a flash.
<Lauren> OH, yeah, and we are still awaiting your captions.
<yoyology> Ask and you shall receive.
<Lauren> Thanks.
<guyPaulo> You'd think the guy with the most comments on his caption would get at least on H.M., not that I'm bitter or anything..... nope...not me....I'm totally not bitter.....
<Mort> I agree, but Lauren forced me put her in instead of you.
<Lauren> Hey, Mort, you promised not to tell him.
<guyPaulo> Damn monkie cabal.....

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