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Most Emailed Photos - 01/15/2004 by obtuse
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Ladies and gentlemen: I have here the most delicious taste sensation ever to be invented and put into burger form.

The new King of the Jungle Burger contains at least 10% meat from endangered species.

Animals don't care how rare a species is, as long as its delicious!

Why should you miss out? Stop by Burger King today!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> Somewhat derivative. But sometimes that happens even if you don't read them all before posting too.
<obtuse> I figured it was different enough to justify a new caption set. And it's a valid point!
<apple juice is a verb> I like it, though.

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