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Most Emailed Photos - 01/29/2004 by Jmofwiw
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My scooter was mired in whale guts.

And my castle was downsized by tax cuts.
I'd be tempted to say,
I'd had a bad day

But at least I'm not there when the jail shuts.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> It's been a while since we've had a limerick. Nice one.
<Hey, You There.> It was ok, and it did rhyme, but I'd bet you could do better next time.
<Carol> Extra points for making poetry from whale guts! I did wonder if that guy standing there owned the scooter. How dismaying.

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