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Most Emailed Photos - 01/25/2004 by guyPaulo
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Having seen the light, restaurants everywhere have jumped on the Atkins Diet bandwagon and are looking into all kinds of new protein-rich meat dishes.

These tasty primates are marinated while still alive. They are flavored, from left to right: Awesome Orange, Plum Punch, Lemon Twist, and Fruit Swirl.

Pickled eggs are so popular under the diet that many new and exciting types of creatures, such as this entire baby komodo dragon, are winding up in jars of vinegar everywhere.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ElvisThePelvis> Mmmm...some new foods to try on my diet.
<Lauren> Good, long, but good.
<guyPaulo> I'll be a gentleman and avoid any scandelous statements about that last comment Lauren.
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