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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/03/2004 by Lauren
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Fame can bring you lots of things, such as too much money...

... and lines of undesirable women all itchy for a shot at your hot monkey lovin'.

It just can't buy you good taste.
(Reuters)
(Fashion Wire Daily)
(AP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<3Suns> Yeah, those fishnets look like they could be uncomfortable.
<guyPaulo> Money can't buy taste, but it can buy the mob hitman that "whacks" all those who dare question your fashion sense.
<Carol> True, yet funny. Or vice versa.

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