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Most Emailed Photos - 07/19/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Hey GuyP, did you read about this?

Seems they created the perfect woman in California. Just the parts we need to have fun with none of those icky talking parts or feet to run away. Just love hole and back scratching fingers....ahhhh!

Pssstt, stupid scientists forgot to put tits on it...pass it on.


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<guyPaulo> Damn that's funny!
<ElvisThePelvis> I have just ruined my chances with any woman that reads MEP. Of course, I did not have any, but now I have trampled them.
<Kumiho> I thought it was funny.
<TheGalNextDoor> Well, I like my breasts .. so I'm with him!

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