Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/10/2004

by guyPaulo

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: < >

Last -->-->

Having grown up on "vanilla" porn, like Pam Anderson's spread in Playboy, I found myself jaded at the ripe old age of 15, unable to achieve arrousal with the typical Hollywood sexpots.

Instead, I turned to the underground fetish world, where I found a community of men just like me. Men who spend hours carefully Photoshopping old pictures of Lucille Ball into all kinds of sexy scenerios, then masterbaiting furiously whilst shrieking "LUUUUCCCYY! YOU GOTTA LOTA ESPLAINING TA DOOO!"

Eventually, I delved deep into the murky depths of auto-erotic, camel-toe, aqua-voyeur snuff porn, but's that's a story for another day.

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 87 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:41:36 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:41:35 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:41:34 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:41:33 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:41:32 Caption #410

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:41:30 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:41:29 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:41:28 Caption #257

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:41:27 Caption #780

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:41:26 Caption #722

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:41:25 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:41:24 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:41:23 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:41:22 Caption #848

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:41:21 Caption #857

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:41:19 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:41:18 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:41:16 Caption #797

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:41:15 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:41:14 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:41:12 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:41:10 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:41:09 Caption #206

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:41:05 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:41:04 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:41:02 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:41:00 Caption #707

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:40:59 Caption #846

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:40:48 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:40:46 Caption #604

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:40:45 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:40:44 Caption #559

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:40:43 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:40:42 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:40:41 Caption #644

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:40:40 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:40:39 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:40:38 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:40:37 Caption #233

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:40:36 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:40:33 Caption #449

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:40:31 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:40:25 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:40:24 Caption #384

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:40:23 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:40:22 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:40:21 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:40:20 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:40:17 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:40:05 Caption #917

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:40:03 Caption #834

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:40:01 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:40:00 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:39:58 Caption #755

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:39:57 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:39:55 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:39:54 Caption #731

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:39:53 Caption #731

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:39:50 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:39:49 Caption #157

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:39:48 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:39:47 Caption #573

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:39:44 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:39:43 Caption #676

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:39:42 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:39:41 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:39:40 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:39:39 Caption #681

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:39:38 Caption #875

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:39:36 Caption #696

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:39:34 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:39:32 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:39:29 Caption #539

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:39:28 Caption #905

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:39:27 Caption #686

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:39:26 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:39:25 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:39:24 Caption #701

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:39:23 Caption #206

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:39:22 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:39:21 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:39:20 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:39:19 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:39:18 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:39:17 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:39:15 Caption #627

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:39:14 Caption #7

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 3 comments for this caption.

<Kumiho> so that's how it happened.
<ajiav> I like auto-erotic camel-toe aqua-snuff porn, but voyeur? That's gross.
<ElvisThePelvis> Hmmm....If I got involved during the process would that be auto-erotic, camel-toe, aqua-voyeur, snuff, necrophilia porn?

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post