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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/10/2004

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Having grown up on "vanilla" porn, like Pam Anderson's spread in Playboy, I found myself jaded at the ripe old age of 15, unable to achieve arrousal with the typical Hollywood sexpots.

Instead, I turned to the underground fetish world, where I found a community of men just like me. Men who spend hours carefully Photoshopping old pictures of Lucille Ball into all kinds of sexy scenerios, then masterbaiting furiously whilst shrieking "LUUUUCCCYY! YOU GOTTA LOTA ESPLAINING TA DOOO!"

Eventually, I delved deep into the murky depths of auto-erotic, camel-toe, aqua-voyeur snuff porn, but's that's a story for another day.

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Kumiho> so that's how it happened.
<ajiav> I like auto-erotic camel-toe aqua-snuff porn, but voyeur? That's gross.
<ElvisThePelvis> Hmmm....If I got involved during the process would that be auto-erotic, camel-toe, aqua-voyeur, snuff, necrophilia porn?

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