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Most Emailed Photos META DAY! - 03/10/2004 by Pedro Gonzales
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If it were Crass day...

What a hot ass- I've got such a hardon it's almost taken my mind of the painful piles and uncontrolable explosive diarrhea

If it were Haiku day...

Monkey on a branch
Genetically linked
Stares at his cousin

If it were Pun day...

Man, these captions stink! I'm outta here- and I'm never comin' back(pack)

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 4 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> Note to Mort: I like all of Pedro's ideas.
<guyPaulo> (snort)...Great idea for a caption PG.
<mypalmike> The middle one is great: It's both meta and un-meta at the same time. Which makes it very very meta.
<Hysterical Woman> I like the first one. Now that's condensed crass!

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