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Most Emailed Photos - 06/27/2004 by mypalmike
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Why is my shirt open? Well, some jackass just came up to me and tore at my blouse.

He tried to cop a feel.

He kept telling his buddies "I'm gonna poke 'er, doggy style".

I kneed him in the groin.

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