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Most Emailed Photos - 06/27/2004 by mypalmike
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Why is my shirt open? Well, some jackass just came up to me and tore at my blouse.

He tried to cop a feel.

He kept telling his buddies "I'm gonna poke 'er, doggy style".

I kneed him in the groin.

(Reuters)
(AP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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