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Lil and I made our way down the highway as I tried to piece together what happened at the track meet.
"What about Agent Axolotl and Agent Luminaire?" I panted as the fog cleared and the sun beat down on us.
"I didn't see Axolotl. guyP tested the transmorigifer on Luminaire first, but I don't think he got the results her was hoping for."
"Oh? What was he hoping for?"
"The cute blue alien dancer from Return of the Jedi."

After a long conversation and and even longer search we finally found tracks leading back to civilization.

Civilization that, sadly, turned out to be an Oktoberfest in Aurich Germany. Curse you guyP, for cutting me loose in the one city I had hoped never to see again.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> BWAHAAHAHA! A pox of pretzels and weinersnitzl upon your head!
<Kumiho> >Þ You can keep your weinersnitzl in your pants thank you very much.
<Codename Axolotl> They turned me into a newt, but I got better!
<Kumiho> Weren't you a newt to start with, Hellbender?
<Axolotl> It's a quote from one of the canonical works of geek culture...
<Kumiho> Oh. I guess I'm just not hip enough to know that.
<Axolotl> Maybe you are too hip to know it? It's from the Holy Grail ...www.imdb.com...
<Kumiho> Nope, definately not hip enough - tend to run with a crowd that can quote that movie forwards backwards and upside down.

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