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Most Emailed Photos - 02/23/2004 by Stormi
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Stomi peeked around the corner, to see Lauren and Julie causing a diversion.

This allowed her to sneak past the slack jaw crowd that had shown up with several presidential hopefuls to protest MEP.

Unfortunately, she had forgotten about the paparrazzi and ended up being chased down the street by bloody thirsty reporters wanting to know what "'really goes on in the MEP mansion.'"


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Stormi> No offense intended Lauren and Julie.
<guyPaulo> I don't know about Julie, but Lauren is use to much, much worse.....
<Stormi> That may be, but I don't try to offend.
<Lauren> I am honored to be fodder for your caption, Stormi. Thank you.
<3Suns> We have a mansion? How come I wasn't invited??
<Stormi> Didn't you get the flyer? Here, I have a copy.
<Mort> Wipe your feet.
<ElvisThePelvis> Damnit why can't I ever come up to da' Big House?
<Horse-Master Jericho> 'cause you sleep in the stables, fool!
Now get back to work!!!
<ElvisThePelvis> My name is Kunta Kinte damnit!!!!
<mypalmike> Lauren looks different every time I see her! Great one Stormi!
<Carol> Stormi, I love your stories. Do you write things other than captions?
<Stormi> Actually yes, I fanfic (yes I know, I'm lowest of low) and I'm working on a fantasy novel.
Maybe in 20 years I will actually have enough to get published.
<Carol> If you do, you'll have to let us know.
<Carol> Or, silly me, tell us where some of your other stuff is online, if you're comfortable with that.
<Stormi> umm... does anyone out there even like anime? Becuase if the answer is no, then no, I am definately not comfortable posting the link.
<Carol> Perfectly understandable. I know only a little bit about anime but of course now I am curious. You could e-mail the info. to Mort to e-mail to me, but I understand if you don't, I'm being greedy. (And I shouldn't use Mort for a post office!)

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