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Most Emailed Photos - 12/28/2003 by guyPaulo
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Global warming has once again ruined Christmas. "Dashing through the snow" is more like "dashing through the luke-warm sludge."

Unseasonable thunderstorms caught Santa off-guard and Rudolph was reduced to a blinking red cinder by an errant bolt of lightning.

Even the elves refused to ride with Santa anymore since the hole in the ozone layer caused one to tan very deeply, very quickly.


Santa, pictured here on the left next to the afformentioned elf, responded by going on the Adkins diet.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 6 comments for this caption.

<guyPaulo> I know it's long, but I can't help myself!
<Lauren> (filling in for Roger Mexico): Too long... makes my head hurt.
<guyPaulo> Gads! I never thought Lauren would zonk me! It's only 81 words long! I'll try to do better....
<Lauren> That wasn't me, guy.... I was channeling Roger.
<guyPaulo> OK, but what do YOU think of my (incredibly witty) caption?
<Lauren> It's far better than anything I could come up with.....

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