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Most Emailed Photos - 12/28/2003 by Axolotl
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The elves were drunk as usual. This time they even managed to sink the sleigh. However, the reindeer escaped unharmed.

I couldn't deliver the presents, so I asked my friend Thor, God of Thunder, to help me out. Didn't work to well.

Screw this, I'm shaving the beard and ditching the North Pole for a basketball career in Korea. I'm keeping the red garb , though.


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