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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/10/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Some porn is so obscenely rare that finding it on the internet is nearly impossible.

Just looking at it, whether you are a priest or a pervert, will drive you to spank your little orangutan for hours upon end.

I mean, who can't get off to the scatological pleasures of 3-way midget rhino porn?


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ElvisThePelvis> A caption on infosponge and I can understand.
<David Byrden> Priest OR pervert?


<infosponge> thanks Elvis. :-)
<mypalmike> Glad to see that they are midget whinos.
<mypalmike> rhinos

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