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Most Emailed Photos - 07/18/2004 by guyPaulo
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CHOMP!!!!

With one bite, my cyborg pig assassin, Patches, ripped out Agent Lil's spleen. With green bile dripping from his maw he cackled an evil cyborg-pig laugh and gave me a high-five.

With Lil out of the way, Agent Kumi was quickly rounded up and placed in my slave girl quarters a la Princess Leia and Jabba the Hut.

Sadly for me, the nible spy baited me in with a pretend BJ and whacked my evil-genius shlong hard with her boot, thus escaping during the ensuing conflagration.

Yes, I'll admit she got the best of me, and my "mini-me" looked pretty bad the next day...

CURSES!!! I'LL GET YOU YET, AGENCY KUMI!!!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Kumiho> I didn't see this before. ::giggles:: very cute, although Lil escaped as well.
<Kumiho> Wait... I'm an Agency now too? Cool! Upgrade!

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