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Most Emailed Photos - 02/02/2004 by guyPaulo
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My emotional problems and unaceptable streaking behavior all go back to my mother's decision to breastfeed me until I was 25.

I'll never forget the day she finnally weaned me.


I had come home hungry, like any young lad, and had ripped open her leather bodice to get a snack. "STOP! No more titty-juice for you!" she yelled, covering herself from my eager lips for the first time. It was tramatic.

Now, I only date women with so much excess breast-milk that it makes them walk like hunchbacks. Mmmmm, boobies......(gulp gulp)...
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<guyPaulo> Whew! It felt great to get that off my chest!
<apple juice is a verb> and on to hers?
<mypalmike> You poor poor man.
<Hey, you there> it's twisted the way your mind works.

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