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Nietzsche said something about not gazing down into abysses, but hers was deep and plunging.

I was very drunk, and she didn't seem to mind my staring, so I spent the night at her place.

I left hastily the next morning, saying I'd call sometime next week.

Her gruesome visage had already burnt itself into my retinas.

 
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ElvisThePelvis> Hehe!
<ajiav> it doesn't take long to realize that every day is crass day at MEP.
<mypalmike> Classic!

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