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Most Emailed Photos - 03/04/2004

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Nietzsche said something about not gazing down into abysses, but hers was deep and plunging.

I was very drunk, and she didn't seem to mind my staring, so I spent the night at her place.

I left hastily the next morning, saying I'd call sometime next week.

Her gruesome visage had already burnt itself into my retinas.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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