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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/30/2004 by Jmofwiw
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Lemme tell you a little story
'bout a man named Zed,

A strung out junky,
passed out and nearly dead!

Then one day he shortchanged a dealing dude,
Who blew off his head, thus ending that there feud.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<JulieK> Rhyming is pretty awesome all the time.
<Jmofwiw> It's to be sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies"

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