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Most Emailed Photos - 03/07/2004 by Jmofwiw
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Years of swirling, carefully coordinated colors...

...a willingness to run down anyone who got in her way...

...I just can't get Martha Stewart's case off my mind.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Jmofwiw> Sorry, Mort, I seem to have copied your punchline. I always post, then read, to try and avoid this but sometimes great minds work alike.
<Lauren> It's hard not to see that luggage as a bad case of something on one's mind....
<Mort> It's ok, I think the "case" approach works better.
<ajiav> There is room for everyone's similarly themed captions
<mypalmike> I don't think anyone's said "I'm casing the joint" yet...
<Mort> Obviously it's a suit case.
<Carol> argh.

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