A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there was a fearsome organization known as...
THE FASHION MAFIA.
They were particularly active on the small planet of Naboo, where the beautiful young queen was travelling undercover.
What a tragedy it was, when they decided her disguise was unfashionable, and blasted her in the chest with a laser.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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