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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 10/21/2003 by guyPaulo
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David Gest's lawyers delivered his lawsuit against Liza Minelli yesterday...

Gest's new pool boy had no comment on the fiasco and shunned all interviews and paparatzi...

Meanwhile, Minelli considered flinging herself off a cliff with her typical media-whore style.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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THIS WEEKS WINNER IS:

GUYPAULO

IF YOU ARE WONDERING WHY I AM TYPING IN ALL CAPS, IT IS BECAUSE IT IS CAPS LOCK DAY. PLEASE DON'T ASK ME WHY.

A VERY HONOURABLE MENTION GOES TO MYPALMIKE, IT WAS A VERY CLOSE DECISION.

There are 4 messages for this day.
<SPAM> YAY!!@#!$##$~~~~!~`!!!1!12!
<Mort> Sorry for the late decision, I had to go to a company meeting... and I actually wasn't laid off!!
<guyPaulo> Allright! Finally on top!
<mypalmike> Congrats!


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