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Most Emailed Photos - 10/20/2003 by Mort
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Malboro today revealed their new spokesman for their Malboro Country™ advertising campaign.

The new younger, sexier cowboy is meant to attract the hip cat crowd, who in turn will convince their younger teen friends to take up smoking.

The previous Malboro Cowboy, Chuck Flemm, aged 32, could not comment about his new replacement.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 5 messages for this day.
<Pedro Gonzales> Chuck Remm, 32, brilliant!!
<Luminaire> Can't get any better than that.
<Natalia Figeroa> I love shaved men, how about you girls? I don't have a harry pussy...cat, but I do go around with a little a Mexican hairless. As for the Smoke 'n' Shave, ewwwhh, yuck!
<mypalmike> Sometimes it seems like there's no theoretical caption that could improve on Mort's. Today is one of those days.
<Mort> Thats only because I get the first crack at it.


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