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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 10/04/2005 by Allaran
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When the alien's face-hugging embryo attached itself,

I cringed at the thought of what might soon be gestating within my chest cavity.

Only the prayers and expert targeting skills of my dearest friends could save me.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> Excellent!
<JP> Lucas is missing out on a great opportunity. Alien Vs. Predator Vs. the Cast of Star Wars. At Fenway Park. Also Starring Drew Barrymore and Jimmy Fallon. (They're the first to die.)
<Allaran> Gotta agree. Besides who doesn't think there should have been more baseball in Episode III?
<mypalmike> Hey, don't give away the plot! I still haven't seen ep. 3!
<Allaran> Anyone want to start a pool for when we'll get a new round???
<mypalmike> I'd say November....


<Allaran> Woohoo! A whole month with the same caption. Not to mention 3 days of downtime. Will MEP fade into nothingness? Let's hope not!!

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