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Most Emailed Photos - 11/27/2003 by yoyology
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Things fall apart; the center cannot hold.

Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world....


The ceremony of innocence is drowned;

The best lack all conviction; while the worst

Are full of passionate intensity.


Where are the true heroes when we need them?
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 10 comments for this caption.

<yoyology> I know, it's not funny. It's sad and cynical. Today, so am I. Deal with it.

Oh, and today is Buy Nothing Day. See the details at ...www.adbusters.org...
<yoyology> The full text of Yeats' "The Second Coming" is at ...www.well.com...
<Luminaire> Damn, I'm a sucker for the literary adaptations, and this one's pretty brilliant. And it really is funny.

I already bought a Pepsi, so I guess I lose Buy Nothing Day.

<yoyology> I wish I'd been looking at the text of the poem when I did it. I would have made the last caption:
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert
A shape with lion body and the head of a man...
<Carol> Part of yoyology's insidious plan to make us all educated.
<yoyology> Well, I was an English teacher, and I'm currently a librarian. I can't exactly help it.
<Carol> I knew it, the compulsion to inform! I think it adds to the fun (or interest) when people do this.
<Carol> I knew it, the compulsion to inform! I think it adds to the fun (or interest) when people do this.
<Carol> Oops - sorry. Too quick on the "Refresh."
<yoyology> That's okay. It boosted my rating from a 9.0 to a 9.0. :-).

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