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Most Emailed Photos - 02/03/2005 by Mort
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Oh! Petit mermaid baby.

The hot lava of my love flows right into your salty sea,

but could you come back and untie me now.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Luminaire> I know I'm not the only person wondering how that baby poops.
<shininglion> *maaaaagic*
<Mort> Yes, yes, but how does the bear wipe?

Is it just me or does anybody else find the charmin toilet paper adverts with the happy wiping bear kinda weird?

<Luminaire> Dear God, Mort, I hate the poop bear commercials.

I'm also perplexed by all the commercials for diapers and other baby products that show naked baby butts. Baby butts on TV!

<Mort> What about the talking baby ads?

They are always freaky. Like the new quiznoz one where the bikini girl is flirting with the baby. Ugh!

<David Byrden> Babies are disgusting. I was never a baby. You can't prove anything.
<mypalmike> Imagine the Quiznos ad reversed: with a baby girl flirting with some guy in his 20's. There'd be an uproar.
<David Byrden> Or imagine an ad where someone cuts off part of a defenceless baby's flesh!

Oh, hang on... that's Circumcision.


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