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Most Emailed Photos - 02/03/2005 by David Byrden
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In the future, uptight Christians will use genetic engineering to eliminate the "dirty bits".

But they cannot eliminate their sexual urges, which will heave and seeth below their prudish facades!

This will drive them all stark, raving mad.

Especially the repressed homosexual "bears".

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