Flexiographics:: the sport of throwing your own shoulder out of socket in artistic ways during a creative dance routine.
Sapholesbos:: Kinda like couples figure skating. Except with lesbian. Lesbians in nurse outfits. And instead of skating, they orally pleasure each other. Highly popluar this year.
Shallow-water High-Diving:: Like regular high diving, except with only 3 feet of water and 6 feet of soft mud to land in. Extra points for creative leg movements.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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