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Most Emailed Photos - 07/07/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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She was cold to me, cold as stone.

She was a hard muscled mass of silence which I could not attract.

But what do you expect? I am a fucking Panda...It is not my fault she has a hang up about inter-species sex. I have real feelings for her!!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Kumiho> 
<Kumiho> By the way, I understand Pandas are really finiky about their mates.
<mypalmike> Aww, how sad.

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