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Most Emailed Photos - 06/23/2004 by guyPaulo
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Durng childhood, I was prone to demonic tempertantrums. These outbursts would usually result in my clothes coming off during dinner, and someone taking a flying handful of baby-poop to the face.

My parents tried everything to calm me down, including an exorcism with an old priest and a young priest. Neither survived the encounter. The older guy croaked of a heart attack after and the younger one jumped out of a windowe after I threatened to tell everyone about the "holy water" they kept splashing on my face while I was tied down.

Of course, I shouldn't complain too much. That "sexorcism" led to a very profitable career in pornography for me, and now I'm retiring at 29.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<broken_doll> *cough*. Indeed.
<Kumiho> LOL

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