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We were asked to investigate the disapperance of the Argentinian chick, so Lil pretended to be feeling ill, and I took him/her/it to the vet.

I was in the waiting room when there was this blood curdling yell - seems Lil got tired of being prodded and switched his/her/it's mouth with an eye and bit the vet.

Our cover blown we had to fight a troop of fembots before we could escape and report to the mysterious voice who always deposited large cash sums into my Swiss bank account.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ElvisThePelvis> Secret Agent 8 your cover is blown!!! Escape to the last known safe house pronto...
<Kumiho> ...YOU'RE the mysterious voice?
<Carol> I like how it's the eye/mouth that's biting the thumb!
<ElvisThePelvis> Danger....mysterious voice cover blown...Secret Agent 8 you are on your own...beware fembot Carol...mv out.
<Kumiho> Ah! Not Carol! She gave me this nifty little throwing scythe necklace!
<ElvisThePelvis> IT's a trap...the necklace is a bomb...goodbye secret agent 8...
<Kumiho> But Carol wouldn't do that... Here Lil, I got you a present.

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