[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Girlfriend, I just picked up the weirdest little John!
He was a koala bear, he took me to a hotel room, then went down on me with his funky little tongue.

Then he started to walk out without leaving me money.

Damn! I hope you told him to look up prostitute in a dictionary.

"Prostitute: one who receives money for sex."

Oh don't you worry I totally did, but he told me to look up koala...

"Koala: an Austrailian mammal who eats bush and leaves."
(Bathroom Mania)
(Bathroom Mania)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32


Current Users

There have been 52 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:59Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:31Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:14Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:03Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:00Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:38Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:14Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:55Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:49Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:44Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:41Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:38Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:27Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:22Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:15Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:14Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:11Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:04Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:01Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:59Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:54Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:27Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:43Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:54Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:42Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:14Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:10Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:34Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:19Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:04Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:48Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:46Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:26Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:24Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker04:44:55Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker04:44:41Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker04:44:40Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker04:44:30Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker04:44:18Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker04:44:14Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker04:44:13Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:47Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:41Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:36Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:30Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:29Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:24Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:19Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:14Caption #495

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post