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Most Emailed Photos - 02/26/2004 by mypalmichelle
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Being on both "Extreme Makeover" and "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" in one week was quite a whirlwind. I sat on my newly acquired zabuton and cried. The tears rolled in large beads down the highly moisturized skin of my now hairless body.

Was it worth it!? My boyfriend dumped me after calling me "hideous", and all the other men I know suddenly seem to think I'm a lesbian.

I would give my eye teeth to go back to my old job as a supermodel. If only the oral surgeon hadn't removed them!


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