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Most Emailed Photos - 02/26/2004 by David Byrden
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While praying in Paris, the Dalai Lama was murdered by a team of ninja housecats.


"Killed by cats! See what his non-violent philosophy got him! Ha ha!" sniggered the Chinese premier.

"Well, I had nothing to do with it. I was meeting politicians in Denmark that day."


But the wicked premier can't fool the angels in Heaven. They watch every little thing we do.

Because they're bored.

(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> Hahaha. "Because they're bored." Great line.
<Carol> Yup.

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