While praying in Paris, the Dalai Lama was murdered by a team of ninja housecats.
"Killed by cats! See what his non-violent philosophy got him! Ha ha!" sniggered the Chinese premier.
"Well, I had nothing to do with it. I was meeting politicians in Denmark that day."
But the wicked premier can't fool the angels in Heaven. They watch every little thing we do.
Because they're bored.
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the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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