[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/11/2004 by mypalmike
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Yeah yeah so I win. I just hope this year they're not dumb enough to pin the ribbon right through my skin...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

I'M A DOG, YOU ANTHROPOMORPHIC IMBECILES! THAT FSCKING HURTS!


If only I were born a duck. They live such a peaceful existence...
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> Gave me the creeps.... excellent!
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<Carol> Ha ha, irony!

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