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Most Emailed Photos - 01/26/2004 by mypalmike
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As your senior advisor, Mr. Pope, I must say that my job is becoming unbearable. Last week, when you requested "an audience with Britney", I managed to arrange it somehow on short notice. And then you complained that I should have brought Madonna too!

Later, when you asked me to get monkeys for the papal zoo which were "the colors of Lucky Charms marshmallows," I came through again. But all you could do was complain that there were no "green clovers or blue diamonds."

You wouldn't be happy if I stood on my head and spit nickels!


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<apple juice is a verb> poor fickle pope.

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