Girls aren't the only ones getting breast implants now.
In professional sports, there is still a stigma to being homosexual. Here we see two soccer players recoiling in shame as they are caught playing "hide the salami" on the JumboTron.
When asked for a comment, Vinn Desiel just licked his lips at the site of the he-boobs and hot goalie-on-man action.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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