| <mypalmike> Man, those PETA people really need to get their priorities straight! |  |
| <3Suns> Au contraire, I happen to know that God has selected me to build an apocal-ark and carry two of each animal through the Last Day. Now if you'll excuse me, I've gotta get working. |  |
| <apple juice is a verb> I would much rather save my pets than most people I know. |  |
| <Kumiho> Why do you think Noah only took animals and his family with him? |  |
| <Mort> I wonder what PETA would have thought of the animal's living conditions on the ark. | |
| <guyPaulo> After discovering that MOST of my coworkers believe in a literal Flood story, I just can't laugh at Noah any more... |  |
| <ajiav> i keep thinking that some kind of social darwinism will eventually take care of evangelical christians...like, the church will have to evolve or die. | |
| <ajiav> I don't mean that to be a hateful statement, just that there has got to be some effective way to motivate growth that won't shatter people's belief systems altogether. | |
| <mypalmike> Maybe they can be convinced to be part of the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement. ...www.vhemt.org... | |
| <Carol> Hey, I'm already doing that! I don't see the religionistas joining up though. | |
| <David Byrden> Heck, I believe in a Flood. Every tribe in South America has the Flood story. The Bible is only a dim memory of it. | |
<Darlenenbc> When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a
pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They
claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them? | |
| <Darlenenbc> define what lurker and caption monkey means here. | |
| <David Byrden> But what does 'mean' mean, really? What is the meaning of ANY phrase? In particular, the phrase "go sleep on the fucking sofa"? | |
