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Most Emailed Photos - 06/17/2004 by Philbert Desenex
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Unmistakeable omens appeared in the heavens, consistent with all that was foretold in Revelations.

Most of humanity reacted with panic, and resorted to jumping into holes to the center of the Earth.

PETA members protested violently, because the Apocalypse was not taking into consideration our furry animal brethren.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> Man, those PETA people really need to get their priorities straight!
<3Suns> Au contraire, I happen to know that God has selected me to build an apocal-ark and carry two of each animal through the Last Day.

Now if you'll excuse me, I've gotta get working.

<apple juice is a verb> I would much rather save my pets than most people I know.
<Kumiho> Why do you think Noah only took animals and his family with him?
<Mort> I wonder what PETA would have thought of the animal's living conditions on the ark.
<guyPaulo> After discovering that MOST of my coworkers believe in a literal Flood story, I just can't laugh at Noah any more...
<ajiav> i keep thinking that some kind of social darwinism will eventually take care of evangelical christians...like, the church will have to evolve or die.
<ajiav> I don't mean that to be a hateful statement, just that there has got to be some effective way to motivate growth that won't shatter people's belief systems altogether.
<mypalmike> Maybe they can be convinced to be part of the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement. ...www.vhemt.org...
<Carol> Hey, I'm already doing that! I don't see the religionistas joining up though.
<David Byrden> Heck, I believe in a Flood. Every tribe in South America has the Flood story. The Bible is only a dim memory of it.
<Darlenenbc> When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a
pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They
claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
<Darlenenbc> define what lurker and caption monkey means here.
<David Byrden> But what does 'mean' mean, really? What is the meaning of ANY phrase? In particular, the phrase "go sleep on the fucking sofa"?

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