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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/18/2005 by 3Suns
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Back when I was a Level 1 Fighter, the only way to get XP was to wander through the forest, whacking helpless creatures with a Cursed -1 Stick of Futility.

About level 12 or so I had the local weaponsmith craft a Blessed +3 Pitchfork of Frost from the horns of an Ancient Tundra Yak I defeated on the freezing plains of Kesselnoth.

Those days are far behind me. Now I wield my trusty Holy +7 Vampiric Soccerball of Nut-Crushing, and none stand in my way!

Where are the cheetos?

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Axolotl> Sometimes I feel like I wield a Stick of Futility too...
<ajiav> 
<Mort> They have pills for that now Axolotl, ask Bob Dole.
<guyPaulo> Hey! I got yelled at for referring to the last bit as soccer, but 3Suns gets a free pass?
<Axolotl> You're right GP.

IT'S VIOLENT EURO HANDBALL!!

<Kumiho> Hee hee, I love you gamers.
<guyPaulo> Thanks Kumiho. Suprisingly, us gamers didn't get that much love from the ladies in high school.
<Kumiho> well if us gamers (and yes I include myself in that lot) would bother to keep up on the hygiene end of things we'd get laid a lot more often.
<What?> I give it a 6

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