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Most Emailed Photos - 06/17/2004 by apple juice is a verb
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Archaeologists reveal that the Christian Messiah was nothing more than a rock, bringing new clarity to that whole "don't cast stones at people" thing.

In this new millenium, the rediscovered purple slimy Christ had but one thing to say upon his tomb's re-opening:

"Frosted Flakes are GRRRRRRRREAT!"


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<mypalmike> That's just unbelievable.
<3Suns> In other news, communion will become much more painful in the near future.
<ElvisThePelvis> I like my religion filled with non-sequitors...
<Carol> Surreal!
<Severian> Cerreal!
<Carol> Damn I wish I'd said that!

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