Using my "death-beam-laser-ray" I zapped the moon's core, causing the orb to explode in a brilliant flash.
Threatening to zap several world leaders earned me quite a fortune in blackmail money, and I did the two things I've always wanted to do:
I built a kick-ass hot tub for when teh sexy ladies come over,
And I shot me a cute little tiger cub! Ha-hah!
Wait, his mom is coming over here and she looks pissed and.....(growl)OHHHH GAWD!!!! ARRGGG (roar) MY LEGS! NOOOOO!! GARF! AGGG.....(chomp)(crunch)
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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