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Most Emailed Photos - 06/17/2004 by guyPaulo
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Using my "death-beam-laser-ray" I zapped the moon's core, causing the orb to explode in a brilliant flash.

Threatening to zap several world leaders earned me quite a fortune in blackmail money, and I did the two things I've always wanted to do:

I built a kick-ass hot tub for when teh sexy ladies come over,


And I shot me a cute little tiger cub! Ha-hah!

Wait, his mom is coming over here and she looks pissed and.....(growl)OHHHH GAWD!!!! ARRGGG (roar) MY LEGS! NOOOOO!! GARF! AGGG.....(chomp)(crunch)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Kumiho> Karma bites. ::giggles::
<Carol> Ah, poetic justice.
<mypalmike> Kind of an interactive metacaption. Or something like that.

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