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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/13/2004 by obtuse
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Microsoft announced four new security vulnerabilities yesterday in their flagship Windows product.

Please visit http://windowsupdate.microsoft.com/ to download security updates.

The most dangerous of these vulnerabilities allows an attacker to compromise the system when an incorrectly formatted image is viewed.

This exploit has been reported in the wild.
(Reuters)
(AP)
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<obtuse> The poor bear...
<ajiav> their security have a lot of holes.

i am thinking about those holes right now.

<3Suns> Wow. they should announce vulnerabilities more often!
<mypalmike> Big ups for the dork factor!

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