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Most Emailed Photos - 03/01/2004 by H. Monkey
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So I accidentally opened a wormhole in time and space, and before I closed it, an alternate universe version of my self stepped out. Now I have an evil twin, just like in the movies.

This guy is really annoyingly evil. I mean, when I go to buy melons, he won't let squeeze them.

We're such opposites. Even when I'm just window-shopping, my evil twin practically threatens to claw my eyes out. He keeps on mumbling something about "covetousness and gluttony".

We drove across the bay, and he kept on harping on how I shouldn't weave in and out of lanes. So I what any decent person would do; I tied up my evil twin and dashed his head to pieces on the rocks. It will be washed away by the storm, and no one will ever know.

BUAHAHAHAHA!

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<A guyPaulo original> AH! But maybe YOU are the evil twin! (clue music)DUM-DUM DUM-DUM DUM-DUM!!!!
<H. Monkey> ...www.partiallyclips.com... : "...a race so evil they only eat sentient beigns who eat other sentient beings. Do you think you could work with such as these?"

"I don't know."

"Oh?"

"I mean, they sound ... delicious."

<mypalmike> I'm the evil second cousin. Muha.

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