Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 03/01/2004

by H. Monkey

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: < >

Last -->-->

So I accidentally opened a wormhole in time and space, and before I closed it, an alternate universe version of my self stepped out. Now I have an evil twin, just like in the movies.

This guy is really annoyingly evil. I mean, when I go to buy melons, he won't let squeeze them.

We're such opposites. Even when I'm just window-shopping, my evil twin practically threatens to claw my eyes out. He keeps on mumbling something about "covetousness and gluttony".

We drove across the bay, and he kept on harping on how I shouldn't weave in and out of lanes. So I what any decent person would do; I tied up my evil twin and dashed his head to pieces on the rocks. It will be washed away by the storm, and no one will ever know.

BUAHAHAHAHA!

(Reuters)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 96 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:08:15 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:08:14 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:08:13 Caption #439

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:08:12 Caption #792

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:08:11 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:08:10 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:08:09 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:08:08 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:08:07 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:08:06 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:08:05 Caption #655

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:08:04 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:08:03 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:08:02 Caption #808

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:08:01 Caption #700

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:08:00 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:59 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:58 Caption #861

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:57 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:56 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:55 Caption #492

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:54 Caption #558

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:53 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:52 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:51 Caption #157

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:50 Caption #193

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:49 Caption #529

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:48 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:47 Caption #744

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:46 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:45 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:44 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:43 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:42 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:41 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:40 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:39 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:38 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:37 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:36 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:35 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:34 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:33 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:32 Caption #845

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:29 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:28 Caption #402

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:26 Caption #769

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:24 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:20 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:19 Caption #491

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:18 Caption #418

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:17 Caption #198

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:16 Caption #-23

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:15 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:11 Caption #665

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:10 Caption #802

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:07 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:06 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:04 Caption #737

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:03 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:02 Caption #841

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:07:01 Caption #580

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:59 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:56 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:55 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:54 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:52 Caption #934

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:51 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:50 Caption #588

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:49 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:48 Caption #543

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:47 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:46 Caption #311

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:45 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:41 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:40 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:36 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:35 Caption #808

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:32 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:31 Caption #772

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:30 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:28 Caption #801

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:26 Caption #40

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:25 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:24 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:23 Caption #675

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:20 Caption #948

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:19 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:15 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:14 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:13 Caption #633

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:10 Caption #106

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:09 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:07 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:06 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:05 Caption #696

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 3 comments for this caption.

<A guyPaulo original> AH! But maybe YOU are the evil twin! (clue music)DUM-DUM DUM-DUM DUM-DUM!!!!
<H. Monkey> ...www.partiallyclips.com... : "...a race so evil they only eat sentient beigns who eat other sentient beings. Do you think you could work with such as these?"
"I don't know."
"Oh?"
"I mean, they sound ... delicious."
<mypalmike> I'm the evil second cousin. Muha.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post