Let me tell you the secret of designing million-dollar dresses.
It's all about the boobies.
You must hold them up, but more important, you must keep them apart at all costs; like a pair of furious cats.
You will have to learn many advanced subjects: fabrics, mechanics, dynamics, and the principles of suspension bridge construction.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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