Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/04/2003

by guyPaulo

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: <

Last -->-->

Scientists have finally figured out a way to clear hardened arteries, but it involves giving up anything which might cause any part of your body to harden.

Pictured here is a life-sized reproduction of Rush Limbaugh's left ventricle. Rush plans on cutting down his cholesterol by only eating the low-fat food prepared by his prison cafeteria.

Heart attack survivor David Letterman plans to implant a small child (pictured here) who will crawl through his chest cavity, scraping out cholesterol along the way.

(Reuters)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 331 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:15:20 Caption #829

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:15:19 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:15:15 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:15:12 Caption #434

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:15:11 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:15:07 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:15:03 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:15:01 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:15:00 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:56 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:54 Caption #424

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:52 Caption #702

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:49 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:47 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:46 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:45 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:44 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:42 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:39 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:36 Caption #801

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:34 Caption #941

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:33 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:32 Caption #801

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:31 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:30 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:29 Caption #777

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:27 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:24 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:23 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:22 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:20 Caption #621

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:17 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:16 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:12 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:11 Caption #621

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:10 Caption #257

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:09 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:08 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:07 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:06 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:04 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:02 Caption #891

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:01 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:13:59 Caption #749

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:13:55 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:13:54 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:13:52 Caption #749

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:13:51 Caption #887

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:13:47 Caption #495

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:13:45 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:13:44 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:13:43 Caption #495

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:13:40 Caption #704

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:13:39 Caption #266

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:13:38 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:13:35 Caption #707

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:13:34 Caption #747

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:13:32 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:13:31 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:13:30 Caption #669

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:13:29 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:13:28 Caption #519

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:13:27 Caption #433

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:13:24 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:13:23 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:13:20 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:13:17 Caption #800

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:13:15 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:13:13 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:13:12 Caption #214

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:13:07 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:13:04 Caption #214

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:13:03 Caption #902

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:13:02 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:13:00 Caption #861

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:12:59 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:12:58 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:12:55 Caption #434

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:12:51 Caption #772

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:12:47 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:12:46 Caption #924

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:12:44 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:12:43 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:12:41 Caption #891

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:12:36 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:12:35 Caption #891

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:12:32 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:12:28 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:12:27 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:12:25 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:12:23 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:12:21 Caption #743

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:12:19 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:12:17 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:12:15 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:12:13 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:12:12 Caption #773

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:12:11 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:12:08 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:12:05 Caption #820

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:12:04 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:12:03 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:12:02 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:11:55 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:11:54 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:11:51 Caption #737

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:11:48 Caption #297

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:11:47 Caption #616

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:11:44 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:11:43 Caption #616

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:11:42 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:11:39 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:11:35 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:11:34 Caption #385

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:11:32 Caption #561

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:11:31 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:11:27 Caption #668

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:11:26 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:11:25 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:11:23 Caption #668

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:11:22 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:11:20 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:11:19 Caption #879

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:11:18 Caption #871

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:11:17 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:11:15 Caption #749

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:11:14 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:11:13 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:11:12 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:11:11 Caption #545

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:11:09 Caption #862

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:11:07 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:11:04 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:11:03 Caption #434

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:11:02 Caption #701

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:11:01 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:11:00 Caption #218

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:10:59 Caption #802

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:10:56 Caption #334

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:10:53 Caption #575

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:10:51 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:10:49 Caption #363

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:10:47 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:10:46 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:10:44 Caption #614

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:10:43 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:10:42 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:10:39 Caption #438

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:10:36 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:10:35 Caption #802

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:10:33 Caption #879

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:10:32 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:10:31 Caption #802

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:10:27 Caption #894

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:10:23 Caption #868

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:10:20 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:10:19 Caption #836

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:10:15 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:10:12 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:10:11 Caption #776

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:10:07 Caption #897

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:10:06 Caption #772

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:10:05 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:10:03 Caption #698

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:10:02 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:10:01 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:59 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:58 Caption #253

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:56 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:55 Caption #397

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:53 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:52 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:51 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:49 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:48 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:47 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:43 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:41 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:39 Caption #563

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:38 Caption #672

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:35 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:33 Caption #435

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:32 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:31 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:30 Caption #344

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:27 Caption #842

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:24 Caption #232

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:23 Caption #793

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:19 Caption #577

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:18 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:17 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:16 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:15 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:13 Caption #804

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:12 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:11 Caption #809

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:10 Caption #681

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:07 Caption #556

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:05 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:04 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:03 Caption #347

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:02 Caption #167

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:01 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:59 Caption #347

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:57 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:55 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:52 Caption #835

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:51 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:48 Caption #726

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:47 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:46 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:45 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:43 Caption #974

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:42 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:41 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:39 Caption #974

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:37 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:35 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:34 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:33 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:31 Caption #806

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:27 Caption #806

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:26 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:25 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:23 Caption #792

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:19 Caption #747

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:17 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:15 Caption #603

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:14 Caption #919

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:11 Caption #-62

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:10 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:07 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:05 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:03 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:02 Caption #183

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:59 Caption #439

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:56 Caption #270

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:55 Caption #807

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:54 Caption #397

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:51 Caption #894

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:49 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:47 Caption #843

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:46 Caption #798

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:45 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:43 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:42 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:39 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:37 Caption #614

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:36 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:35 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:33 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:32 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:31 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:28 Caption #293

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:27 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:24 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:23 Caption #558

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:19 Caption #880

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:18 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:16 Caption #561

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:15 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:13 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:12 Caption #593

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:11 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:07 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:05 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:04 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:03 Caption #389

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:01 Caption #154

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:59 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:58 Caption #669

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:56 Caption #695

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:55 Caption #697

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:54 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:53 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:52 Caption #746

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:51 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:47 Caption #219

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:45 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:44 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:43 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:39 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:38 Caption #952

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:35 Caption #763

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:34 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:33 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:32 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:31 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:29 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:28 Caption #765

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:27 Caption #558

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:26 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:24 Caption #659

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:23 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:21 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:19 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:18 Caption #676

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:16 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:15 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:14 Caption #495

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:13 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:11 Caption #214

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:08 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:07 Caption #647

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:04 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:03 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:01 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:00 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:59 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:58 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:56 Caption #930

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:55 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:54 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:53 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:51 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:50 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:49 Caption #777

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:48 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:47 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:43 Caption #402

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:40 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:39 Caption #955

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:37 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:35 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:34 Caption #821

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:33 Caption #773

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:31 Caption #661

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:27 Caption #424

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:24 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:23 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:20 Caption #608

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post