I'm not too certain about Cupid's new enviromentally friendly arrows,
But they seem to work well enough, regardless of how humans swing,
Although the flamingos are discovering that having a lamprey attached to their legs makes courtship ackward.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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