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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/08/2005 by ElvisThePelvis
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With my hot girl mind control tiaras I slowly enslaved the hot chick universe.

All that were left for the rest of you losers were flat chested german chicks with suspicious crotch bulges and huge corporate sponsorships.

Of course, like a dumbass, I forgot to force the hot chicks to take their birth control. So not only are they all old and busted, but the child support payments are killing me.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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