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Most Emailed Photos - 03/07/2004 by guyPaulo
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The cosmos is vast,
And still full of mysteries.
Yet humans don't care.

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Instead, we are vain.
Buying huge automobiles,
To match our ego's.

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And, we haven't learned
That fashion does NOT matter!
'Specially this.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<3Suns> Why did you contract the "especially"? Now it only has 4 syllables...
<guyPaulo> "'Spe-ci-al-y" 4 syllables (to me anyway). This is one of those words where your pronunciation changes depending on your geographic region. I shortened it because otherwise the line would have had 6 syllables.
<3Suns> you're a wierd one, guy. The rest of the world pronounces "Especially" as "Eh speh shuh lee", and sometimes slurred to "Eh speh shlee". I've never heard anyone pronounce it like "eh speh see ah lee".
<guyPaulo> Let's look at your pronunciation. "Eh speh shuh lee." Where the heck is the "a" sound? (Especi-a-lly) If there is a letter in a word, then I sound it out damnit. Just because the rest of the world is wrong doesn't mean I should follow suite.

Also, "salmon" has an "l" and should be pronoucned that way! ('sal - mon')

<Lauren> Hey, in Philadelphia, we often put extra syllables in words ... and we sometimes move syllables around just for the heck of it. Here, acme is pronounced ak-a-me. And jewelry is jew-la-re. Realtor is real-a-ter, but we are living in fluffia. Go figure.
<3Suns> The "a" sound is the "uh" in "shuh". The dictionary agrees
<3Suns> << with me. How do you pronounce "special", by the way. "speh see ull" ?

You can go on pronouncing things however you want, I won't stop you. I just said you're wierd.

<obtuse> DOES ANYONE NOTICE THAT HE'S NOT CRASS!? WHO IS THIS IMPOSTER!?
<a guyPaulo Imposter> Drats! I'm busted! I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!
<ajiav> 
<mypalmike> How would you pronounce "draught" then?
<guyPaulo> "druh-out"

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